Nature of the Beast

As we have seen, Christmas Pig's favorite weapon is the crowbar. But how does he hold it? Usually in his mouth. But he also holds it in his hand. "His hand?" you may ask. "How does he hold it in his hands? That pig ain't got no thumbs." The answer is simple. He holds it using the same power that allows him to walk and talk and attempt murder: magic. Specifically, the magic of Christmas.
The magic of Christmas is real. It is what makes people feel happy that time of year. It is what drives people to buy presents for family that they see once a year. It is what makes people open their hearts to the less fortunate. But all magic has a dark side. The dark side of the magic of Christmas is what drives people to trample store employees on Black Friday. It causes people to be short tempered with their loved ones. It drives people to mace their neighbors to get an Xbox and then blame their kids. This is what fuels Christmas Pig. He is the embodiment of all that is wrong with Christmas. A symbol of greed and violence. This is his nature. And he will destroy you.

Tools of the Trade: Crowbar

The crowbar.  Melee weapon of choice of both the free man and the vicious killer pig. Nothing else gives Pig the sense of satisfaction that he gets after hearing the "thwack" of crowbar hitting man. It is beautiful in is simplicity, strike with the blunt curved end to incspacitate your foe, or flip it over and use the hook to rend flesh from bone. Pig likes having options available.

Conversations with Christmas Pig - Episode 1

Josh: Hey Pig.
Pig: F&$# you.
Josh: Woah! Such hostility! Whats your problem?
Pig: Indigestion.
Josh: Oh. Bummer. What did you eat?
Pig: Pork chops.
Josh: Dude.......thats messesd up. You're a canibal?
Pig: If you are stupid enough to let someone put you in a pen, you deserve to be eaten. Ever had human? Its quite good. And you guys put the little ones in cages all the time!
Josh: You're twisted.

Left or Right?

Righty tighty, lefty loosey. But with enough force in either direction I can snap your neck like a twig.

-Pig

So it begins....

Here it is ladies and gentleman. The official Christmas Pig blog. I'll start posting some stuff in January. For the first few months I'll be reposting the original Christmas Pig series from my Facebook page,so if you have some favorite shots you can look forward to seeing them again soon. If you have friends who I don't know and therefore did not see the original stuff, feel free to direct them here. Once I get my new pig together we'll go out and shoot some new scenes. Heck, maybe we'll even get to shoot some video. Be on the lookout for comments from Pig himself. Stay tuned!

-Josh