Josh: Hey Pig.
Pig: F&$# you.
Josh: Woah! Such hostility! Whats your problem?
Pig: Indigestion.
Josh: Oh. Bummer. What did you eat?
Pig: Pork chops.
Josh: Dude.......thats messesd up. You're a canibal?
Pig: If you are stupid enough to let someone put you in a pen, you deserve to be eaten. Ever had human? Its quite good. And you guys put the little ones in cages all the time!
Josh: You're twisted.
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