Gasparilla

Yeah. If Gasparilla is a game, Pig is the winner.

Side note

There are rumors of Pig pursuing a career in hip hop. He figures its as good a place as any for a violent sociopath to find work.

Tools of the Trade: Katana

Pig likes swords because, lets face it, swords are awesome. Lightweight and easy to wield (if you know how) the katana is an efficient instrument of pain. Pig can slice and dice his way out of anything with one of these. "But wait," you say "I haven't seen any pictures of Pig using a sword...". Stay tuned my friends...

Josh VS Christmas Pig ROUND 1: THE BACONING

The 1st Christmas Pig photo ever. Classic. As I promised at the beginning (see post 1) I am reposting the original Josh VS Christmas Pig series. Enjoy.

Tools of the Trade: The Annihilator

Pig's weapon of pain-inducing this week comes to us from Dead On Tools. It is a multipurpose device usable in both smashing and stabing situations. One end features a hammer head and prybar tip, ideal for striking someone at shin level or hooking into flesh. The other end features a large spike to drive into a body to "finish the job" once they are on the ground. Also handy for fighting vampires.

2012

Many people are worried about the world ending in 2012. They are right to worry. My 2012 resolution is to step my game up....

-Pig

New Year, same old tricks

You know what I love about New Years celebrations? Everyone kind of expects alcohol & firework related accidents/deaths. That makes it easy to disguise certian.... activities.

-Pig